Dedication: Sarah. B

Sarah. B ( I cant tell you her full name because you may facebook her and she wont like a invisible group of people facebooking her even though her name is like the most common name in THE WORLD!)

You my friend are like the only person who reads my blog so I congratulate yoou, on your dedication to me....

Soo Sarah, you come to me at innocent age of 14..... I was 13 since your a year older than me SKANK!!

You were the one who helped me escape the chains of the evil monster (you know exactly who dat is) that was holding me down! I honestly dont know how you did it but you broke away those paper chain handcuffs..... (LOL Yr 8's with their paper chains all the way along the hallway! Dont say you didnt have fun doing it)

You my annoying friend loves justin bieber too much I hope you enjoy this ugly picture of him that I found on GOOOGLEE (after I found out it was on blog lovin which I use at least five times a day) !


http://riotanddizzy.blogspot.com/2011/01/being-ugly-hahaha.html

Would you still marry him with maggots falling out of his eyes???? NO YOUR WOULDNT!

He has a faggotty hair cut and very fat nose and common do you seriously think he can sing... I have heard mice squeal better then him...


http://www.ihavezlatathoughts.com/2010_08_01_archive.html

This is what your baby is gonna look LIKE HAVE SOME DIGNITY WOMAN!!!

Okay on a lighter note we have Instep tommorow!

You go to that boring Primary school were you spend your day watching smelly pre schoolers! and I go to that annoying hair salon that I wanna fucking walk out of!! I HATE CLEANING! and I will have to do that for 3 years if I want to become a hair dresser and you know me...... cleaning = war zone
Id rather wax your pubes than do that.... and thats not gonna happen!!!

So we had that careers expo today were they told us about our future... But you truly know our eyes were on the FREEBIES!! Snap Bands, AWESOME MONEY BOXES, pens pens pens pens, highlighters, rulers etc etc etc ... and we have 2 more this year!! WHICH MEANS MORE FREEBIES!!! WOOT

Im going to draw you later and load it on the internet it will only be stickfigures if you feel like your gonna get stalked by some crazy rapist person that may read my blog!

My arse is starting to hurt while sitting in this cushioned chairs soo....

TOODA LOOO!!

Dedication: Emma. B

To emma doggers (which is ironic since you love cats but obviously emma catters isnt that good?).....

I have known you since year 8.... when I pretended to be a cat in your room.. since you love cats. In year 8 and year 9 I always hung you nanna beanie kid from the blinds string, which Im not sorry for because still to this day I think she is a evil bitch (I was (REALLY) immature back then)....

in yr 10..... I cant remember.... Yr 10 wasnt all that good it was rather boring... actually remember that time you was sleeping on caitlins bed, so sarah and I wanted to drop you in the hallway... and when we dragged you off the bed SARAH knocked your head on the side wood thingy beside the bed... So we think it kinda knocked you out subconsiously? I was going to ly you on the floor and pretend that you were dead... like we did in like yr 9 ( but you didnt get knocked out that time did you) .... and I was playing with your face and making you sing Hannah Montana :)

Great Memories for me what about you??

Gibbable

Today, I have decided my teacher for careers is sooo boring.... and is just a pain in the ring....  can you help me with my photo editing skills of a picture I took off some indie chics blog...

Compare this to the original photo

Which one is better..... give me your opinion..

Now that I think of it I also photoshopped this:

Into this:

Its not too different just a general change to the photoshop already done when it was originally take.....

I  am soo bored still, I cant be bothered with this assignment since it is due next term...... WTF bout that ay! we get like 5 week to complete it soo since i have all this spare time I dont do it until atleast 3 days before it is due....

Any tips guys?

My memoirs!

I have this thing that I really wanna get tommorow its called pneumonia... or a very bad cold..... or at least injured something on me  that I dont have to go to Instep.... Im soo sick of this repetitive shit.. CLEAN CLEAN CLEAN I havent even washed any hair yet other than a manequin but thhat thing is a piece of crap...

So my plan is to have a really cold shower and just sit there for atleast 15min.... I know I must be weird to want to do this but Im desperate another day  at that place is going to kill me!!

I have a very weak upper arm bone, so hopefully if I just cracked it more then I shouldnt have to go to it.... It would be less life wreaking than a cold... that could ruin my weekend...
But it is also very hard!

Dedication: Meg.D

What should I send to meg, (these arnt serious just something to laugh at XD)

To Meg
You are a bitch... You wont read my blog!
And respond to my emails nicely!
I HATE YOU!

To Meg,
Lets do a rock and roll tonight,
Bring your skate board.

To Meg,
I dont like it when your mean,
And when you make me get peachy clean!

To Meg,
I stare at you every night,
Even when you was your chives
Come to me and play with me!

To megles,
I just got a doll house,
Guess what!
.......
It came with a Moxie girl!
I know there not as good as Barbie
But its ok....
Next time...

To Meg,
You stupid pomy bastard,
I have more chod than you!
And dont you dare cum on me again!
I will teabag your grandmas balls.



Thats all...
Sorry Meg if this offended you at all... Its got no factoral meaning other than the one about the skateboard.!!

day 7..... (fuck this Im not naming posts day anymore because it means I have to do it every day which Im sick of)

I dedicate todays post to: Sarah, Yasmin, Meg and Stacey.... Because I like muffins!

Im thinking about getting intouch will my great photography talents... (I dont know if I even have any?).... But I'll have to get a camera with a memory card first..... Or maybe a better camera...

My phone broke the yesterday, It fell onto the tiles in the Bathroom, now the touch screen isnt working  and it wont accept my sim card.... Ive had this phone for a year and I love it... So hopefully I can fix it easily and cheap enough! If its not cheap I will get my dad to pay for it... on friday.

Poem about current wants:

So I feel like a icy pole...

I wanna eat one right now....

Can someone get me one?

Because really it seems like I have none!

Why cant you buy me one you stupid cow!

Just go shove it up your hole!

The End

You better be reading this my friends!!

My Rude disapearance....

Workplace Learning - 10.27: Ok as you may have noticed I wasnt here yesterday and I didnt talk bout my birthday... Its because I felt like a blog sabbatical (a really short one) even tho I don't really deserve one since I havent been blogging for a very long time and... Yeah I was just lazy... But today as I was scanning some blogs looking for some inspiring pictures for Design Graphics, I felt a sharp pain of guilt like I had lost something.. I had lost you my friend , Blogspot... You help me rant about myself and my day... you let me release some of my excitement and anger in a different way.... LOL I sound like a twat... I actually sound like those girls who express their inner emotional feelings to someone or something in those silly movies I just sit and laugh at....

So right now I have the stupidest cold, it just wont f*ck off... Ive had it off and on for 4 weeks... why do you have to be soo cruel to me.... Strepsils just dont seem to work anymore lol, we'll I dont know if they work since I have none left XD, if I get the strawberry flavoured ones I just wont stop, stop, stop! Apparently they give you diarrheoa if you have more than 1 every 4 hours.... But that is something Im still yet to experience, like common I have like 16 a day.... If it was gonna happen then... happen already... I think Im gonna buy the ones I like which are the strong and they are in a dark blue box and smell like vix.... YUMMM!!!!.. But I just cant stand to have it too much, because it give me head ache LOL!!

So has anyone found any nice dresses??

(this post was stopped due to my forgetfullness and I will begin my day 7 in a minute.... is it day seven??)